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psotos · Tue Dec 25, 2007 12:46 am Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas everyone!!!

punk_rockerist9 · Tue Dec 25, 2007 9:11 am

Thanks!! Merry Christmas to you too!!

And for everyone's Christmas present I will share a recipe that my family has held dear for many years....:lol:

Christmas Cookie Recipe

1 cup of water

1 tsp baking soda

1 cup of sugar

1 tsp salt

1 cup of brown sugar

2 tsp lemon juice

4 large eggs

1 cup nuts

2 cups of dried fruit

1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequilla

Sample the Cuervo to check quality.

Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the
highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy
bowl.

Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make
sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup ... just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck
in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off floor.

Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just
pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check
the Jose Cuervo.

Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a
spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the
window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the
dishwasher.

CHERRY MISTMAS ! :lol: :lol:

psotos · Tue Dec 25, 2007 2:06 pm

:lol:

I've already baked that!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

BlameshiftJoe · Wed Dec 26, 2007 1:17 pm

Hey man, James and Tim are allergic to nuts !! No Nuts !!

blameshiftjenny · Fri Dec 28, 2007 1:12 am

the christmas cookie recipe is probably the funniest thing ever

i wanna try that...

haha!

KatieCrackerjack · Fri Dec 28, 2007 11:36 am

i sent that to my dad, he thought it was hysterical.

i think on new years after the show im gonna try that with my friends =]

altho it might end up with us eating cookie dough, burning sugar cookies and so many other mishaps